We all have encountered an ADB. They're the guys who feel the need to put their high level of "confidence" on display for the world to see. Ya know, the ones who hafta make sure you know that they ARE the total package.
ADBs get alllll the ladies, right?
WROOOOOONGGGGG! We are not stupid, silly boys. We can tell the difference between a genuine guy and someone who's putting on a show to loo
k "cool". These arrogant douchebags always seem to get cocky and confident mixed up, so I'm here to unscramble the puzzle for you all.First off, the confident one won't have to tell you how great he is...he can think it, but he doesn't need to say it because, again, we're not stupid; we can pick it up all on our own.
Imagine that!
If he does, however, he's just arrogant.
And a douchebag.
An arrogant douchebag, you see?
You can think you're a great guy, that's 100 percent fine, but there's no need to go prancing around, shouting it to the rooftops.
You can think you're a great guy, that's 100 percent fine, but there's no need to go prancing around, shouting it to the rooftops.
Another ADB thing to do:tell everyone bullshit stories that YOU think makes you appear a total badass...go on, tell us.
There you are spitting out this detailed total-badass story while everyone aro
und you knows it's a bunch of crap. Just because noone confronts you about it doesn't mean you have everyone fooled. But, nice try.
und you knows it's a bunch of crap. Just because noone confronts you about it doesn't mean you have everyone fooled. But, nice try.You know you're not an ADB because you have tons of friends and you're ever so popular
. Well, I hate to burst your bubble but, chances are, your "friends" spend more time talking crap about you than they do admiring you....ouch.
Another mistake these arrogant douchebags make is talking about how big they are...downstairs. For some reason they think that's going to make girls want to rip their clothes off and jump on top of them...time for a wakeup call if you ask me.
In the ADB's brain, the girl is totally buying it...
but in reality she's probably thinking you're bragging to overcompensate for your lack of size.
So word of advice:be yourself. A real man doesn't have to strutt his stuff. He's secure enough to know he's strong and masculine without having to prove it.
How can you say all girls are smart enough not to fall for it when there are tons of girls with idiot guys
ReplyDeleteAhaha, that's a really good point. You've got me stumped, Anonymous. But then again a lot of the "idiot guys" didn't act like "idiot guys" from the start...people change and then these girls you're referring to often feel stuck in these bad relationships hoping they can get back what had 'em head over heels to begin with.
ReplyDeletehahahha this is so true! god you're such an amazing writer tay. hahah this one's my favorite for sure. oh and it's drea by the way.
ReplyDeleteAhaha glad you enjoyed it ;) and thanks so much!
ReplyDeleteso i was talking to this girl from work last night and i mentioned your name and she said something along the lines of your always talking about her i was like yaa shes the bff haha but anyways the whole point i was describing you and i was like by the end of the conversation and five minutes down the road she may not remember what you had just talked about...and she may not be the quickest with some things :) but have her write you a blog or a paper and youll be shocked shes so smart with her words, its like reading poetry! ps you got lucky with your NOT adb thats for sam aka brothaaaaaaa love you guys and miss you
ReplyDeleteahahaha hey now who says im not the quickest always? uhhh... hahhaa i love you. We love and miss you even more Kory! Im texting chu right nowww=)
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